Sobby Online

There are too many questions being asked on the internets last night. First, PPP, the blogger who has the upside down and backwards initials of the devil asked my twin cousin from another mother ten questions about his SDCaCa. (Why does he want to know where Steve poops?)

Then my twin cousin sibby asked devil blogger eeleven questions, but since Steve can't count, he asked him twelve in a double-dog dare move.

All these questions, but nowun is answering. I'm going to triple dog dare them both with the Thurteen Questions of DOOM which they must answer or they will be cursed and look stoopid!!

1. In a wrestling match between Jesus and Santa Claus where neither could use mystical powers, who would win? Santa has the bulk, but Jesus is going to be wiry and quick on his feet from dodging spears.

2. In 2003, our god RUSH LIMBAUGH admitted that he was addicted to oxycontin. Are we only supposed to pay attention to the stuff he said after he got out of rehab, because the stuff before that was drug-addled bullshit, or do we go with all of it?

3. In a Pokemon battle between a Charmander and a Pikachu, which one should I bet on?

4. Scientology has me worried. Is there really an alien ghost in my head causing all these bad feelings?

5. Are there any pudding wrestling bars in South Dakota? I keep looking and I can't find any.

6. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

7. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

8. What do you call male ballerinas?

9. Which bearded man pictured above would be grosser to kiss after they ate a bowl of chili?

10. If we have laws preventing discrimination against people with disabilities, should we have laws to protect those with no abilities?

11. Do they have burglar alarms at Christian bookstores?

12. Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?

13. Did Huckabee's son hang a dog, or did it just have a hangdog look?

Posted by Sobby at 5:47 AM |