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Posted by Sobby at 10:06 AM | 0 comments
 

AHHHH!!! The Sibson wimmin heard about the ryoting in the streets of iRan, where they make iPods and have badly behaved wimmin ryoting and twittering about greater freedoms. So I am on my way to my twin cousin from another mother's house to help him put down the rebelling.

They are demanding many things such as a bucket to do the business in, and more scary things such as to be seen out of the doors without the tether tied to they're legs!

This is scarey! Eek!

Posted by Sobby at 10:54 AM | 0 comments
 

Bloggurs Epp the Todd and Deetroyt are putting babes they like on their website, so I am too.

First I am putting up my twin cousin from another mothers family because they are sexy sexy in a way that doesn't make me feel funny. They are sexy sexy in that they will bring me pudding, and let me use them as a foot stool when it is commanded from the lord of their house.

Also super sexy sexy is my cousin Scabby in a way that does make me feel funny. In my pants.

She is just sexy sexy in a way that drives men in the family wild.

Those are my babelicious babesickles for the day!

Posted by Sobby at 7:44 AM | 0 comments
 

I just got back from the Sibson family reunion whare I got to see all my cusins, including scabby and my twin cousin from another mother Sibby. I got a picture of the sibson family reunion foam hand just for you:

I'm glad it had that reminder for Sloshy. He gets drunk and forgets that rule.

Posted by Sobby at 10:06 AM | 0 comments
 

From my lord and savior Rush:

Story #1: Monkey Fossil Hailed as the Missing Link

RUSH: Drudge had as a lead item up there this morning on his page a story from the UK, Sky News: "Scientists Unveil Missing Link In Evolution." It's all about how Darwin would be thrilled to be alive today. "Scientists have unveiled a 47-million-year-old fossilised skeleton of a monkey hailed as the missing link in human evolution." It's a one-foot, nine-inch-tall monkey, and it's a lemur monkey described as the eighth wonder of the world. "The search for a direct connection between humans and the rest of the animal kingdom has taken 200 years - but it was presented to the world today --" So I guess this is settled science. We now officially came from a monkey, 47 million years ago.

Posted by Sobby at 7:18 AM | 0 comments
 

What are my twin cousin from another mother thinking?

He says his favorite sexy sexy model is jesus and knot Karry Greenjean.
Jeesus H. Rush is alright for me too when I hear the speaking in my head, but cousin, you have to admit that she is a pretty good model. Jeesus H. Rush has that beerd that would feel funny when you get down to business and pudding restle.

Twin cousin, you need to get away from your bible which will be the new textabook and your toshiba abacus and the offices of Legislative Research Sibby, and see some women without beerds.

When it comes to Karry Greenjean, I would so tap that shit if Captain kangaroo were not around. And Pudding wrestling is not required.

Posted by Sobby at 9:03 AM | 0 comments
 

Sumone sent me this foto and sayed that they tooked it at a meeting where my twin cousin from another mother was greeted very friendily from his 100% American Idol Rush Limbaugh!


I am soooo jealous.

Beecause I wood have made it a lot hotter with pudding.

Oopers. Did I misuse wood? Thats okay. My twin Cousin from another mother has enough wood in theis foto for both of us.

Posted by Sobby at 12:15 PM | 0 comments